phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

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glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

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me:	mom, i need money
mom:	what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

me:	wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me:	what the hell is this

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punchdrunkl0ve:

 

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swiftingthrough:

say “no” to peer pressure

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trillow:

hey mum my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks

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have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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oomshi:

cayleeanthonysmom:

oomshi:

My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success

my life goal is to sneeze with out farting

I think we’re on two different paths in life

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the-science-llama:

Reflection and Emission Nebulas
— Rho Ophiuchi Cloud Complex

Credit: Gerald Rhemann // Astrostudio

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at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

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